Number 25

Peeing out the wrong end

Number 24

Laying waste

Number 23

Dropping a pant size

Number 22

Pouring out before the throne

Number 21

Taking a crap

Number 20

Losing weight

Number 19

The Runs

Number 18

Make some skid marks

Number 17

Bake some brownies

Number 16

Destroying the world

Number 15

Launch a ship

Number 14

Re-enact The Dam Busters

Number 13

Give birth

Number 12

Discover lost coinage

Number 11

Take a dump

Number 10

Drop a bomb

Number 9

Download

Number 8

Butt Cobra

Number 7

Watch the Jamaican Bobsleigh team

Number 6

Clean the chimney

Number 5

Launch a rocket

Number 4

Stretch a muscle

Number 3

Play kurplunk

Number 2

Growing a tail

Introduction and Number 1

During the long hours at Lilliput Laundry, Ben Williams and i decided to start up the old blog tradition started by Stuart and Johannes. The purpose of this new blog will be to compile a list of 700 euphemisms for poop or pooping. Material need not be original (you can post euphemisms you have heard from other places). I will start the blog with my personal favorite euphemism

Number 1

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool